By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble – Foreign Correspondent, Rodent Division
Filed from beneath the bar at the Dusty Dingo, where the floor is sticky but the truth is clear
Dusty Gulch has survived bushfires, floods, rat plagues, ( yours truly was a survivor of the last one ) locust waves, and a brief but memorable outbreak of interpretive pirate dance in ’92. But nothing - nothing - prepared the town for Duck Day.
A new national directive, written somewhere far above sea level by people who panic at the sight of soil, had declared that all future population metrics must be duck-based.
Not Dusty Gulch Day. Not Eureka Day. No, this was the day the bright lights of bureaucracy descended, clipboards quivering, to announce that from now on, only ducks count.
You could hear the silence fall across the Gulch like a dropped stubby.
Even the roos stopped mid-chew. Even the crows paused mid-criticism. Even Trevor the Wallaby - whose titanium-and-tungsten cyber-knees can hear electromagnetic storms three postcodes away - went very still.
And at Moonlight Manor, the temperature rose six degrees.
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Flysa spent some of the early years of his life managing construction projects in the northwest of Western Australia to assist in the transportation of iron ore. The projects comprised railways, bridges, and wharves. But how did the iron ore get there? To answer that question, we have to go back a few years.
About 4.5 billion years ago, the Earth was formed as a sphere of molten rock from gases emitted by the Sun. Over millions of years, the surface gradually cooled and formed a solid, uneven, crust with constant upthrust from the molten interior (magma). Volcanic emissions from the molten interior, which broke through the crust, released water vapour into the atmosphere, which gradually condensed and fell as rain, covering the lower depressions in the earth’s surface with water by the force of gravity, thus forming the oceans. Cometary impact also contributed water to the oceans. That all occurred about 3.8 billion years ago. All the time the mountains were pushed up by the magma at the rate of a few millimetres a year, which continues to this day.
In the heart of Ballarat in 1854, a ragtag coalition of gold miners took a defiant stand against colonial authority, sparking an uprising that would forever shape Australia’s democratic identity.......until recently.
The Eureka Stockade was more than a clash over mining licenses and unfair taxes ....it was a fiery assertion of rights, equality, and the power of collective resistance.
Though brief and bloody, the rebellion became a touchstone for the values of justice and representation, igniting debates that still resonate in the fabric of Australian society. This is the story of how a goldfield rebellion became a cornerstone of a once great national identity.
‘We swear by the Southern Cross, to stand truly by each other, and fight to defend our rights and liberties’
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On the night of December 2–3, 1984, the city of Bhopal went to sleep under an ordinary winter sky. By dawn, it would bear witness to one of the most devastating industrial disasters in human history.
Shortly after midnight, 40 tonnes of methyl isocyanate (MIC) - a volatile chemical used in pesticide production – escaped from a storage tank at the Union Carbide India Limited (UCIL) plant. Heavier than air, the gas rolled downhill into the densely populated neighbourhoods surrounding the factory, settling over sleeping families like a toxic fog.
People woke up choking. Eyes burned. Throats constricted. Bodies convulsed. Entire families fled blindly into streets already thick with the dying.
The tragedy was not an accident of fate but a catastrophic chain of preventable failures. Water had entered an MIC tank during routine maintenance, triggering a runaway reaction. The plant’s critical refrigeration unit - meant to keep the chemical stable - had been idle for months, reportedly due to cost-cutting. Safety systems were dysfunctional, alarms failed, and the understaffed night shift was unprepared for disaster.
Within hours, the streets of Bhopal became a scene of terrible suffering.
Henry J. Kaiser: The Self-Made Miracle Worker and the Legacy of Vision
This article builds on the extensive research of Happy Expat, who has compiled a lifetime of insights on Henry J. Kaiser. It has been rewritten and refocused to celebrate Kaiser the man - his vision, ambition, and initiative. The full, unedited version can be read [here].
When Henry John Kaiser left school at 13, the world had not yet shaped him - but he would shape the world. Born in 1882 to a modest family in New York, young Henry left classrooms behind because life demanded it. What he did is nothing short of miraculous.
Formal education could not teach him resilience, ingenuity, or the courage to tackle impossibly large challenges.
What he lacked in books, he made up for with curiosity, determination, and hands-on learning. So who was this man? And what, exactly, did he achieve?
The birth of Australia’s iron ore industry wasn’t just an economic milestone - it was one of those great, classic “only in Australia” stories, full of big personalities, big landscapes, and a bit of luck.
At the centre of it all were two unlikely partners: Lang Hancock, the stubborn, sharp-eyed bush prospector from Western Australia, and Henry J. Kaiser, the American industrial dynamo who could build anything from ships to cities.
Their partnership in the early 1960s helped turn a forgotten patch of red dirt into one of the world’s powerhouse mining regions.
The Quiet Hanson: Why Lee Sherrard Might Just Save One Nation (and Why She Might Not)
Everyone across the nation is bracing for the next explosion from the red-haired firecracker in the Senate. But the real story in the Hanson family isn’t Pauline right now.
It’s her daughter, the one who has spent the last twenty-five years saying “no” to politics, and who might - just might - be the only person capable of dragging One Nation out of the wilderness and into government.
Her name is Lee Sherrard (campaigning as Lee Hanson), and she is calm, corporate-polished, scandal-free, and, most importantly, a mum who still tucks her kids in most nights in Hobart.
At 41, Lee has already done what no amount of burka stunts, Sky News hits, or Ashby leaks ever could: she has made One Nation look… well, very mainstream and normal.
November 27, 2025 – Vol. 147, No. 320
Every Citizen Cloaked. Every Creature Covered. One Duck to Blame.
By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble – Writing From Under 4 Layers of Cotton
Dusty Gulch, 11:59 p.m. – Darkness has fallen across our once-sunburnt town, and not the poetic kind. No, this is the literal, suffocating, fabric-flapping darkness mandated by Maurice E-Duck’s “Burka Is Good Act.”
At precisely 7:03 a.m., loudspeakers crackled to life, and the E-Duck’s voice echoed across the rooftops:
“ATTENTION! ALL CREATURES MUST BE FULLY CLOAKED. UNITY THROUGH UNIFORMITY! DARKNESS IS DIGNITY!”
By 7:04 a.m., Dusty Gulch was a nightmare of stumbling silhouettes.
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In Muriel Spark’s The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, a charismatic Edinburgh teacher enchants her chosen students with tales of art, love and - most dangerously - Mussolini’s marching columns. The novel is remembered for Brodie’s charm, but it is really a warning: what happens when authority decides what others must think.
That same temptation exists today, far from Edinburgh’s stone classrooms - inside the schools, agencies and programmes that claim to serve Australia’s remote communities.
Miss Jean Brodie believed she was shaping her girls for greatness; in truth, she was funneling them into her own ideology. Australia has its modern equivalents. No marching columns, no fascist posters - just well-funded agencies, city bureaucrats and consultants convinced they know what remote communities “should” think and how they “should” live.
History has shown where this path leads. Nazi and Soviet classrooms turned children into instruments of the state.
The ideology changes; the temptation to mould rather than mentor does not. Today the battleground is subtler – social-justice curricula, climate alarmism, identity politics - but the risk is the same: adults with power deciding what young minds must think before they have learned how to question. Just think of EKaren.
Elon Musk is more than a billionaire tech mogul...he’s a disruptor, a visionary, and a relentless force of ambition transforming industries from electric cars to space travel. With roots in South Africa and a path carved by relentless risk-taking, Musk has turned early entrepreneurial success into a mission to reshape humanity’s future. Through companies like Tesla and SpaceX, he’s redefining what’s possible on Earth and beyond, pushing boundaries while sparking controversy and inspiring a generation. Love him or loathe him, Musk’s impact is undeniable, and his legacy may just be in the stars.
Elon Musk is one of the most influential and polarising figures in technology, business, and popular culture today.
Born on 28th of June, 1971, in Pretoria, South Africa, Musk’s journey from a tech-savvy child to a billionaire entrepreneur and innovator has reshaped industries ranging from electric vehicles to space travel. Known for his ambitious goals, unconventional approach, and often controversial public personna, Musk has become a household name, largely due to his work with companies like SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and The Boring Company.
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